{"id":63951,"date":"2022-11-29T07:36:01","date_gmt":"2022-11-29T06:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jazairhope.org\/?p=63951"},"modified":"2022-11-29T07:36:43","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T06:36:43","slug":"encore-un-peu-de-formation-les-mouches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jazairhope.org\/fr\/encore-un-peu-de-formation-les-mouches\/","title":{"rendered":"Encore un peu de formation, les mouches !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #003366\">Je suis constern\u00e9 par le niveau des \u00abDhoubab\u00bb marocains ! M\u2019enfin Isra\u00ebl ! C\u2019est tout ce que t\u2019as pu leur prodiguer comme formation \u00e0 ces mouches \u00e9lectroniques 2. Sous le z\u00e9ro ? Des \u00e9l\u00e9ments de langage qui se r\u00e9sument \u00e0 deux ou trois mots cl\u00e9s, mais des cl\u00e9s rouill\u00e9es et qui n\u2019ouvrent aucune porte ? En gros, \u00e7a donne \u00e7a lorsqu\u2019elles attaquent : \u00abKabranates\u00bb \u00abG\u00e9n\u00e9ralates\u00bb \u00abP\u00e9nurie de lait et de semoule\u00bb ou encore \u00abOuled Fafa\u00bb ! Je suis franchement d\u00e9\u00e7u d\u2019\u00eatre aussi mal assailli, agress\u00e9 ! Eh non ! Soit t\u2019es une mouche, une vraie de vraie de mouche qui fait l\u2019boulot, soit tu retournes en classe et tu exiges des \u00abofficiers instructeurs\u00bb en \u00abmouchage\u00bb et en \u00abmouchkila\u00bb de meilleurs cours. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\">Tu sais que t\u2019es en droit le faire ? Ah oui, oui ! Ils sont pay\u00e9s, les agents isra\u00e9liens qui te font la le\u00e7on ! Donc, n\u2019aie pas honte d\u2019exiger en retour un service de qualit\u00e9, des cours de \u00abBzz-Bzz\u00bb plus actualis\u00e9s et surtout une palette d\u2019insultes un chouia plus \u00e9labor\u00e9e. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\">Les yeux ferm\u00e9s, sur mes pages, je vous \u00e9limine, sans m\u00eame sortir ma bombe de Moubyd ! Je m\u2019abstiens de la sortir celle-l\u00e0, parce que si je le fais, c\u2019est le g\u00e9nocide \u00e9lectronique assur\u00e9 ! Haya ! Haya ! Du nerf, les Dhoubabs ! Et puis, surtout, retravaillez vos profils ! M\u2019enfin ! A-t-on id\u00e9e lorsqu\u2019on est une mouche marocaine qui veut za\u00e2ma emb\u00eater du DZ de s\u2019afficher avec le drapeau de son pays coll\u00e9 \u00e0 celui d\u2019Isra\u00ebl, avec en m\u00e9daillon, une paire de babouches made in Ta\u00efwan et fourgu\u00e9e aux touristes sur les \u00e9tals du Souk de Marrakech ? Autant allumer tes warnings de loin avant de fondre sur mon Facebook, mon Twitter ou mon YouTube. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\">C\u2019est pas que je te vois venir seulement, noooon, penses-tu ! Je te sens d\u00e9j\u00e0 bouger tes p\u2019tites ailes avant m\u00eame que l\u2019ordre ne te soit donn\u00e9 en h\u00e9breu d\u2019attaquer ! C\u2019est dire ta pr\u00e9visibilit\u00e9 et ton manque de professionnalisme. Est-ce qu\u2019au moins, les officiers instructeurs du Mossad, section \u00abLoosers Marrokis\u00bb, vous organisent des brainstormings ? Des sessions de rattrapage ? Des s\u00e9minaires de mise \u00e0 niveau ? Ou tout b\u00eatement des cours d\u2019alphab\u00e9tisation ? Ah si ! C\u2019est important, \u00e7a ! Tu veux jouer \u00e0 la mouche et t\u2019es incapable de chier deux syllabes dans le bon ordre ? \u00c7a peut pas le faire, ya Eddabana ! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\">Je vois d\u2019ici les Isra\u00e9liens s\u2019arracher les cheveux devant autant d\u2019amateurisme. Comment \u00e7a, ils ne peuvent pas te suivre, t\u2019entendre et te voir ? Et Pegasus, ya bokoko ? Ne me dis pas que tu n\u2019es pas au courant ? Oula ! Visiblement, \u00e0 tes yeux de mouche \u00e9bahie, tu ne l\u2019es pas, au courant. Mais si, ils t\u2019\u00e9coutent ! Avec le logiciel espion qu\u2019ils t\u2019ont eux-m\u00eames fourgu\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\"> Eh ben ! D\u00e9j\u00e0, en mouche 2.Sous le Z\u00e9ro, ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas tr\u00e8s reluisant, mais l\u00e0 en mouche cocue, c\u2019est le pompon. Le fameux pompon sur la capuche de la djellabah ! Mais ma\u00e2lich ! Men a\u00e2ndi, khalsa ! Fume du th\u00e9 et reste \u00e9veill\u00e9 \u00e0 ton cauchemar qui continue.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366\"><em><strong>H. L.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366\"><strong>lesoirdalgerie.com<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis constern\u00e9 par le niveau des \u00abDhoubab\u00bb marocains ! M\u2019enfin Isra\u00ebl ! 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